And the skeleton mask was a good one, but it didn't quite match his physique.
By the time he tried being the statue of liberty, he wasn't feeling too patriotic.
So I thought he might like a mustache to match mine. (I phoned it in this year: bearded lady. Darrick didn't even pick up the phone with his luau outfit.) Alexander was so upset by the Groucho glasses, he broke them. I guess we shouldn't have pushed so far with the costumes.
Finally, though, he did decide: He wanted his dad's costume. To chew on, anyway.